Regular gym membership gets you muscles. Unless you forget about it and your money disappears with no extra muscles and you get poor. And weak. But JIM MEMBERSHIP gets you music. And love. And cool stuff! For just $30 you will get:

1) a signed physical copy of my upcoming album SING-A-LONG BLUNDERS (including special Jim Membership-only special features)

2) Two tickets to one of the shows I'm involved in

3) A new song DIRECT to your inbox EVERY MONTH, before anyone else gets to hear it

4) Personal, handwritten letters throughout the year, keeping you up to date with what I'm doing, thinking, feeling, writing. These letters will be covered in HOLOGRAPHIC STICKERS.

5) An exclusive WELCOME PACK including: special souvenir from my sell-out 2014 Sydney Fringe Festival show ALEXANDER VANDERBOOM, a Jim Membership crossword (in your choice of Cryptic or Quick), IMMEDIATE download of my much-praised debut e.p. GRAMMAR AND SCANDAL, and a certificate of confirmation of JIM MEMBERSHIP STATUS that nobody and I mean NOBODY can ever take away from you.

6) ??? (There will be extra secret things added as time goes on!)

FAQ
Q: "Will there be more of these available later?"
A: Not until the cold distant future of 2016.

Q: "What about Shipping and Handling?"
A: Shipping is free within Australia, and an extra $5 outside Australia. I will handle your physical products for free. That's not a pick-up line.

Q: "When will I get my stuff?"
A: Welcome packs will start appearing in your letterbox in early January. If you want them in time for the seasonal gifting window, drop me a line and I'll see what's possible. Music will appear in your inbox periodically as it gets made. 'Sing-a-long Blunders' will appear on your doorstep once it has been recorded and printed (think late February).

Q: "How do I get my double pass for a show?"
A: You will be issued with a super-secretl contact email to send your ticket requests to. Some shows are not ticketed within my control and tickets may not be available. But I'll do my best, y'know?

Q: "Why would you do this?"
A: Well sure this music train runs on love and enthusiasm and comedy and songs. But it also runs on money. If you can give me just a little bit of the latter now I can give you more of the former later.

Q: "Is this a Ponzi scheme?"
A: Hahaha, sorry? I can't hear you you're breaking up.

Q: "Can you do an emoticon of a penguin's face?"
A:

Includes unlimited streaming of Grammar and Scandal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.